NFL coaches, on if they are going to win a lot of games this season. AFC Edition

AFC North

Mike Tomlin, Pittsburgh Steelers – I just went 3-1 with Dennis Dixon and Charlie Batch. I don't need a quarterback to win football games.

John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens – We better, or Ray Lewis is going to shank me in the parking lot.

Marvin Lewis, Cincinatti Bengals – If we win, it will have NOTHING to do with Carson Palmer.

Eric Mangini, Cleveland Browns – Remember when people called me Man-genius? Well, I do.

AFC South

Jack Del Rio, Jacksonville Jaguars – We might win, but with the blackouts and half capacity home crowds, who’s gonna find out?

Jim Caldwell, Indianapolis Colts – Ask Peyton Manning. He may be able to give you some information.

Jeff Fisher, Tennessee Titans – Is 8-8 winning?

Gary Kubiac, Houston Texans – Everyone seems to think so… before the season starts.

AFC West

Todd Haley, Kansas City Chiefs – You should have asked me last week.

Tom Cable, Oakland Raiders – I beat my girlfriend last night. Does that count?

Norv Turner, San Diego Chargers – If we win, it will have NOTHING to do with me.

Josh McDaniels, Denver Broncos – Kyle and I are going to be in Dallas this February… it’s gonna be a huge party.

AFC East

Bill Belichick, New England Patriots – It's not as easy to win when you don’t know what plays are coming.

Rex Ryan, New York Jets – Only thing I'm going to lose is weight. Actually, never mind, that's probably not going to happen.

Tony Sparano, Miami Dolphins – I don't know. I really can't see anything through these sunglasses. Hey, did we win last week?

Chan Gailey, Buffalo Bills – We’re probably not even going to beat the spread.